Story of the Day: Dude Takes Halloween Wayyyy Too Seriously . . .

Guy dressed up like a Baseball Fury (from "The Warriors") and (allegedly) split some lady's head open with a bat. Insane. Courtesy of Boston Herald:


Cops: Furies poser from ‘The Warriors’ bashed victim’s head
By Colneth Smiley Jr.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010 -

A savage Halloween attack by a face-painted, wigged thug in a baseball costume left a woman with 50 staples in her scalp, law enforcement said yesterday.

Carmen Picardi, 39, was arraigned yesterday at Boston Municipal Court on charges of mayhem and armed assault with intent to murder and is being held on $75,000 bail.

On the night in question, he was dressed as a “Furies” gang member from the 1979 cult-movie classic “The Warriors,” police said.

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